carnival-phantasm:

steeiydan:

no but let me add the context here!

these are two pretty well known german tv personalities

palina, the woman on the left here, gets a lot of really gross comments on her body, especially her boobs. stuff like (paraphrased cause they’re in german) “woah, i wanna cum all over those fat tits” or “she’s such a fucking hot slut i wanna fuck those tits” or “with her, half of the guys would cum before reaching her hole” and who can forget “palina, you are and always will be a juicy piece of meat i would drink out of”. and the media tends to really sexualize her too.

so she and klaas (dude on the right), with the help of their team and and lovely ass-model decided to just drop this picture as an instagram, with the caption “finally got that nice necklace with my zodiac”

the media was quick to pick it up as “ah she says its about the necklace but she wants to show her boobs!”, and of course there were more comments like “i jacked off to this like seven times in an hour” and “those tits should milk my cock dry”

like a week later, they dropped the making-off video to that video and the rest is history

LEGEND

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thaebae:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

falconpunchyourmom:

Parallel Earth.

AMAZING

I
LOVE

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one-for-all-plus-ultra:

claup777:

I admire people who do exercise with no music like you are putting your body in pain while being alone with your thoughts… that´s double torture

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uglyodd:

my brain in times of crisis:

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velvetica89:

Infinity - One Direction.

poppunkkid:

lumberzachary:

How do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humor

I was wondering where this was going and lemme tell you I fell out of my chair

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svnburns:

humans are only capable of feeling three emotions: come on eileen, nobody by mitski, and fourth of july by sufjan stevens

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missespeon:

im still laughing about this fucking gifset

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ginger-ale-official:

updogonline:

ginger-ale-official:

updogonline:

me walking into the grocery store to buy everything bagels

Hohoho! I like this post! If I made it i would have written ginger ale instead of everything bagels but that’s fine that you wanted to make a post about bagels instead of ginger ale this time around I get it

me going back to the grocery store because i forgot ginger ale

Hohoho! What a great post friend! I love the part about ginger ale!!!

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aidashakur:

i wish i met some people a little earlier, some a little later & some never at all.

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diablito666:

Edward Scissorhands (1990)

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officialweatherwax:

lolotehe:

portentsofwoe:

soih:

kaijuno:

HR: if they work 40 hours a week u have to give them benefits

Big company: hmm okay. They shall work 39

HR: if they work 8 hours u have to give them a half hour lunch and intermittent breaks 

company: 7 hours and 50 minutes, it is 

the law: if theyre employees you have to pay for benefits

company: lets staff through a temp service and wait so long to hire them in they quit out of frustration

the law: You must pay them this and no less.

company: I shall pay them that and no more.

The law: you have to pay your employees

Company: then we’ll replace them all with interns

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advanced-procrastination:

rayb1rd:

Kicked out of the Garden of Eden

Eve:

I hate this. I fucking hate this. This is essentially a fucking hieroglyphic. I see that picture and I immediately hear a combination of sounds in my head with a very specific and comprehendable meaning. Like, I hear it. It’s not even a fucking video, its a still fucking picture but I hear it and know exactly what the OP was trying to convey because this picture has a word inherently attached to it

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kushandwizdom:

“sometimes people like you so much they borrow your voice, your inflection, your taste, even your bad posture.”

— Warsan Shire